Dear Haole Hubby Club,
These are lessons I was taught by my Asian
wife which are worth sharing. Some of these I had to learn hard way ..
but I not too smart ...
1. Even when I am wrong, I am right
(referring to Asian wife)!!
2. There are two kinds of money my
(her) money and our money (which is also kinda her money).
3. You haole hubby, may write
checks, but nevah forget, I audit checkbook!
4. You are also supposed to hide
some money so you can surprise me with a gift.
5.
(when arguing) Haole hubby remember, just because I am right (referring
to argument), it doesn't mean you should give up easily.
6. It is my (Asian wife) right to
go to Vegas with the girls ... we no gamble that much and we like to let
guys look at us a little, just to reassure ourselves that we still are
drop dead gorgeous even if we had our 60th birthday already.
7. You can try to make Kimchee jige
for me, but you nevah gonna get it exaclty rite .. remember it is not
supposed to be a soup!!! More like the kine stew .. thick!!!
And, Kimchee is one of the four basic food groups .. so you bettah like
it (I do)
8. Haole husbands are always a work
in progress.
9. I probably won't divorce my
haole husband because it would be too much pilikia and too much humbug
to train one nother one ...
10. It is all right for me to yell
across a crowded room or restaurant, "Hey Haole!" when i need you to
come. But, the reverse does not apply.
11. When all else fails refer back to
number 1
Yup, we only been married 31 years and I
still have a lot to learn
~Joseph Gardewin
