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Things to Teach Your Haole

You've taken that leap and married a white guy or gal. It can be quite a challenge, merging the traditions between the Haole and Asian cultures. But its fun and quite challenging at times and when you're in doubt... just say !@$%#@ Haole! Then remember that you still love him or her. To help you cope, here are some helpful tips:

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  Making 200 Lumpia for a 2 family party just isn’t enough.  Pani Popo is delicious and yes boiled green bananas are edible. ~Kris Murzyn  
     
  When your local wife laughs at your attempts at speaking pidgin in the privacy of your home, this is not a go-ahead to do it in public in Hawaii EVER, especially in front of some big scary-looking dude. Exception: if she asks you to say something in front of your friends (for entertainment only), it's okay. My husband can actually do a pretty good "Eh, what?" but I guess that's pretty rudimentary. -Laurie  
     
  That 'Oneawa' St. is not pronounced 'one way' .  ~ Christi Turk, Michigan  
     
  Instead of insisting that he pronounce things correctly, let him give his friends that come to visit from the mainland driving directions and let him spell out his phonetic pronunciation. When they get lost and you give them the correct spellings of the streets, they will never let him live it down. ~ Allyn Tabata  
     
  You're not to use your finger to sample food from the buffet table or better yet quit asking "what's in it", show respect and just try it ~ Joni Carey  
     
  I may be little (4'10") but I am definitely NOT demure geisha girl who giggles behind her hand and says yes dear to everything and never argues back. I get angry, I yell, I cry, I throw things, things get broken. (My husband, born and raised in Glasgow, had to learn to get over this stereotype the hard way). ~ Jereldeen Smith  
     
  Not everyone I call "auntie" and "uncle" are actually related to me. ~ Erin May  

 

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