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Culture Clash

There's quite a few differences between the various Asian and Caucasian cultures.  The blending of ethnic differences can result in some funny situations!

Got a funny story about the culture clash between Asians and Haoles? Click to submit your story.

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  White husband and Chinese Wife, My wife and I went out to go do some shopping. We never thought about what we looked like when we went out with each, we just to do what we needed to do for that day. We came up on two elderly woman , as we approached they both looked at each other and utter disgust and frowned. At first it seemed that they were upset at seeing a interracial couple, we got closer one said, "Do you think you could of got her out of the cradle any sooner?". I turned and looked at them stunned by their comments and before I could say anything my wife said, "What's the big deal I'm only 3 years older than you!". Of course when she said it she said it load enough for both of them to hear. They both looked at her in dismay and we walked away in laughter.  ~ Clay Nettles  
     
  My Chinese parents speak to their dog, Mimi, in Chinese. After a month of marriage, my Italian husband was asked by a co-worker if he's learned any of the Chinese language from spending time with his in-laws. He thought for a minute and said, "Mimi...lai!"  ~ Katherine Cocchiaro  
     
  I'm usually the only Asian. or other minority for that matter at parties, etc. but I enjoy being somewhat mysterious (even though I'm not) among my friends. We have a wonderful life here - and Twin Falls actually has TWO Japanese restaurants now, and TWO Thai food restaurants and lots of really bad Chinese food restaurants - so we stick to Thai, Japanese, Mexican, and good old steak and potatoes. ~ Janet Matsuoka Keegan, Idaho  
     
  After being single and "playing the field" for several years, I informed my mother I was marrying a Japanese girl, who is/was an exchange student at the local University. Mom said "Japanese girls are pretty when they are young, but when they age, they really fall apart. Are you sure?" We're going on 15 years of marriage and she still looks great and holding.  We took Mom to Kuyshu and then to Kyoto for two weeks last year. The worst trip we've ever had. She refused to "slurp" the Odon, she asked for silverware and napkins at every restaurant we went to. When we went to visit the shrines and temples in Kyoto, she would sing, out loud "The battle hymn of the Republic"...... when we were in the international airport, coming home, she complained to strangers so much about the food, some Asian woman, married to an Haole, bought her a chicken sandwich and gave it to her (Her look said "shut up").  Lesson learned... This year, when we went to visit my in-laws, it was just my wife and I. ~ Vern McCready  

 

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